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Eat it flops!
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assorted objects from a rly good show 馃挋 plz watch The Bear
if you have watched it, lmk which of these doodles is your fave :)) (mine is a tie between the pepto [ehe] and the sign for "sorry")
(prints in my shop)
#new comfort show alert#S2 slapped so hard#the bear#the bear fx#doodle page#illustration#carmen berzatto#sydney adamu#richie jerimovich#sydcarmy#the bear fanart#my art
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mommy? sorry. mommy?
bonus:
#season 2 really said 'woe Mommy Issues be upon ye'#the bear#the bear fx#the bear s2#carmy berzatto#richie jerimovich#syd adamu#jeremy allen white#ayo edebiri#syd and tina's relationship also slaps (and stings) so much harder knowing about syd's mom#syd's getting her mother figure and im just so#sugar berzatto#ebon moss-bachrach#motherhood#jamie lee curtis#my posts
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some more richie and food hcs bc i want to:
he unironically loves spam
eddie thinks it鈥檚 disgusting but richie鈥檚 insistent that it doesn鈥檛 taste like cat food, eds, especially if you actually cook it
he鈥檚 a pretty adventurous eater in general and is always willing to try new stuff
he doesn鈥檛 like everything he tries but that doesn鈥檛 deter him from continuing to try stuff
he does love classic comfort food, though
mac and cheese, meatloaf, chili
pretty much anything with cheese meat or carbs he鈥檚 guaranteed to like
he is of the firm belief that bacon makes everything better
eddie will often find him making some wack ass midnight meal
sometimes it is a result of the munchies but not always and they are equally terrible and delicious either way
he used to hate vegetables but then he realized that he can literally prepare them however he wants and putting butter or cheese on them doesn鈥檛 negate the health benefits of the veggies
he loves a good chicken caesar too
his go to breakfast sandwich is egg hashbrown bacon arugula and hot honey on cinnamon raisin toast
he will make it every morning without fail
he has won multiple food challenges at restaurants and has a drawer for all of the dumb t shirts he gets as a result
eddie will never admit it and he gets away with it because he always looks disgusted in the moment but he thinks it鈥檚 hot as fuck
#that breakfast sandwich fucking slaps y鈥檃ll gotta try it#richie tozier#reddie#eddie kaspbrak#bear richie tozier#it counts bc he is bear in this hc list. to me#starcrossd lovers
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n e ways carmy and richie's relationship is personally very important to me and i'm gonna make it everybody's problem . i love. [clenches fist]. i love cousins......................
#[slaps roof of the bear] this bad boy can fit so much delectable family dynamics in it#[slaps roof of the carmy] this bad boy can fit so much Trauma and Pain and Sadness in it#in other words a fic is imminent. Many fics in fact. but one (1) in particular >:)#the bear#sid speaks#carmy berzatto#richie jerimovich
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I agonized over which to pick because I just want to ask about all your fics in progress!! I narrowed it down to two and that's just going to have to be ok
the world is staged and the script is set (you cannot change the ending)
Jukeboxes and Maple Syrup
its very funny you pick those two because those like. two of the only three on that list that ISNT lord huron related lmao. those are both hatchetfield fics ive started in secret. regardless those are the main ones im working on right now SO
the world is staged and the script is set (you cannot change the ending) is a fic based on the ending of TGWDLM where like. you know how in the credits where Emma starts begging the audience for help? and like. you know how in TTO how the audience is also referred to by Bliklotep's title? soooo the fic is the ending but i throw him in the mix and ramp the already existing horror of "begging for help and being ignored a cheering crowd" by going "realizing said crowd has been treating your suffering and death as a source of amusement right before you die". only fun times in hatchetfield
"She stumbles to the edge of the stage. The stitches in her leg have come undone and there鈥檚 blood seeping through the bandage. That is real. Emma is real, and she needs to help right now."
Jukeboxes and Maple Syrup is a fic that takes place directly after the end of Yellow Jacket that focuses on Daniel and Sophia like. right after the ending. we dont really see them after the Otho fight and we still have no clue is Sophia is even ALIVE and also i miss them dearly. the fic mostly focuses on Daniel trying not to have a panic attack in Miss Retros because one friend is missing after almost dying and the other is in the hospital after also almost maybe dying and he doesn't really know what to do. Not a whole lot of plot it's mostly him trying to deal with that whole. mess. luckily he's got Miss Holloway and Duke to make things a bit easier (responsible adults? in MY hatchetfield? its honestly only these two but its better than nothing)
"He feels so stupid. Sophia is in the hospital and she might never wake up. Hannah is missing and could be kidnapped or dead or worse. And he鈥檚 just sitting here in a cozy diner with pancakes and orange juice, and Hannah鈥檚 Jacket but not Hannah and not Sophia."
#you're always welcome to ask again if you wanna see the other ones <- please god im desperate for attention#unfortunately. ive been infected by the alien blue shit (hatchetfield brain rot) sorry#slap my ass and call me paul matthews cause i dont even like musicals but. the silly horror comedy with a side of eldritch fuckery got me#and all the silly little characters got me too. hannah paul holloway duke ethan lex richie emma pete daniel sophia my beloveds#idk how but they managed to make an exact copy of me in 2017. hate his weeb ass (deeply agonized yet deeply affectionate)#i have lots of feelings on hatchetfield but i dont post about it much. or like at all lol#im actually almost done with the world is staged. like really close. just need to finish up the beginning and then clean it up#dani speaks#asks#ask#also fucking with the nmt2 timeline by making miss retros still a thing in yellow jacket despite it taking place after killer track#i want daniel and the kids to have some actual good adults in their life. my timeline now.#(god bless ethan is trying so hard but he is. not good at being responsible.)#i wanted to write about Sophia too but she's like. in a coma#if i ever get a burst of inspiration then i might write a second part following her waking up and being ok and getting panacakes with danie#(and dealing with hannah just. having left hatchetfield overnight without a word)#might be fun who knows
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i noticed your ST/IT crossover headcanons and. The initials carved are so cute??
gasps here take my initials spot just 4 u
#slapped ALL my aus onto there#really hoping that russian is right#shoutout to my bestie#for telling me it was a bridge and not a bench#i was stunned#but whatever#void doodles#void answers#stranger things#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#it 2016#it 2019#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#the goldfinch#boris pavlikovsky#theodore decker
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Jeff Buckley is soooo dangerous after 10pm
#I鈥檓 stuck on either side of the pole#I start thinking. like why was Richie Sooo sure the roof wouldn鈥檛 cave in? was it bc he and syd would head up there together#Mr. poke it with a broom do you have something to say about your confidence in the attic鈥檚 stability#and the mold falling down all over him in a stifling heap of black ash. symbolism#he was suffocating on himself he needed a slap back to reality#the bucket was bc they were getting kinky#or was it a ball? I don鈥檛 remember time to rewatch<3
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i just watched the first episode of the bear s2 and i've already cried... im gonna have to wait for spoilers for my own sanity
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i didn鈥檛 realize there were 2 more episodes to be released when i started this show
#updates are i鈥檓 still in love with cynthia#so down bad#god#cynthia and lydia are breaking my heart#cynthia and shy guy in the last ep. that hurt to watch. for both of them. :(#anyways richie slay but personally the better pair is jane and olivia i don鈥檛 make the rules they鈥檙e in love#the music slaps too ngl#i really just want to listen to cynthia sing forever and ever#bonk thoughts
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not to theatre kid on main but i finally watched nerdy prudes must die and Oh My God
#i鈥檝e watched it twice already and have bought and listened to the album an ungodly amount of times#it鈥檚 so so so so good#i am so sad about richie tho#my boy did not deserve that!!!#like his death was so awful actually and literally right after he was all happy#i almost skipped that scene the second watch through cuz sad but!#title theme SLAPS#starkid npmd#starkid#npmd spoilers#thorin speaks#fen speaks
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we finally started the bear last night (don't @ me i've been wanting to watch it since 2022) and when tina pulled that shit with the burner in episode 3 i went into full winston-bishop-"oooh-shelby-you make-me-so-mad-my mustache-is-coming-off"-mode. i presume we're going to like her later on because it's a tv show but they're going to need to give her a backstory where like, her entire family was killed in a fire before i'm ready to forgive her
#i was ready to slap her like you're a grown-up why are you pulling that underhanded shit#you guys think richie yells a lot? put me in that kitchen with her you'd see what real yelling looks like#it would have been full bad girls club
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when richie gets drunk he tics. btw.
#he鈥檚 slapped eddie鈥檚 ass before and nobody believes him when he says it was a hitting tic#but he also whistles and snaps his head. btw#richie tozier
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love just forgetting to talk to the gay woman you had chemistry last meet up yeah it's all good right mates I'm having a good time but she's leaving earlier than expected and all we briefly mentioned was I made a banging cheesecake okay we won't speak for another month pls still be single by then
#in which im not quite a simp#but simply desperate#also a Lionel richie cocktail fucking slaps but watch out!!!#the teapot version is 12 shots of rum
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They blushing so hard they gonna catch fire 馃き
"WHAT?!!"
I thought it was really rude for you people to think I killed Stan, but I guess it's an inside joke now so that turned out fine u^u
LIKE STAN, HE'S FINE! NOT EVERY TIME HE USES THE BATHROOM MEANS HE IS IN DANGER (I hope)
As always: thanks for reading, love you leave a comment if you got time馃挄馃挏
LAST PART
FIRST PART
#Richie and and Eddie arguing over the kiss is hilarious#I SLAPPED HIM had me rolling 馃槶#and I hope Stan feels better#my poor baby Stan#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it 2017
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NPMD Digital Ticket details!
Since not every can/can afford to/wants to buy the Digital Ticket for Nerdy Prudes Must Die (and the bonus material that comes with the purchase), for your inclusion purposes, here's a list of fun background details, funny moments and comments made in the track commentary, for you to use however you like!
Ruth doesn't actually need to wear her headgear anymore, but she wears it anyway because it makes her feel safe.
Jeff pitched a Nightmare Time episode about the problematic puppy from Steph's verse of High School Is Killing Me, meaning there is a story there.
In the line, "I learned that at the anti bullying assembly last month, fucknugget!" there's a long pause before "Fucknugget!" which really makes it sound like Max forgot to insult Richie and just threw the word out.
All of the little noises Ruth makes, she makes because she has more she wants to say, but she can't say them (presumably due to anxiety).
In the proshot, you can't see fully how low Richie goes while he and Ruth sneak up on Peter, but Jon is fully crouched down. He then uses Pete's pockets and elbows to climb up like he's climbing a mountain (he mimes using a pick or axe to get good hold).
While Steph is talking, Ruth and Richie try their best to hear through the phone by getting as close as they can to it.
The reason Max and Jason were in the Pasqualli's parking lot is that they were practicing their skateboarding. They do that at Pasqualli's instead of at school/at a skatepark because they don't want the smoke club and skater kids to make them look like noobs. (This was a cut bit from the Pasqualli's scene).
The line, "Some big... dumb... sexy... football star" is expanded. In the Digital Ticket, Grace says, "Some big... dumb... sexy... sweaty... hot... well-spoken... beautifully tall football star."
When they're in the boys bathroom, Steph jumps to see over the stalls.
Richie Naruto runs when they're going to Waylon Hall. Pete slaps his hands down, but after they pause to look at the house, Richie looks over his shoulders at Pete a couple of times before darting away from him, once again Naruto running.
Richie stops in the door at the Waylon Place, so Pete pushes him inside.
Ruth and Richie speak at the same time when they say, "I'm allergic to deodorant" and "I have overactive sweat glands."
Ruth goes straight to Richie to complain after the "pus in my pits" exchange with Steph.
When Steph suggests saying there's a party at the Waylon Place, Pete, Ruth and Richie all react negatively (mostly nervously groaning).
While Grace sings the "He's just a nerd in disguise!" line, Richie can be seen practicing the first move of the Bully the Bully dance.
After Ruth says, "We're gonna cut off his nips!" you can see Steph look confused and ask, "What?"
While Pete and Richie talk in the Waylon Place ("Am I reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda" & "She came all the way out here just for you."), Ruth and Steph discuss and practice Ruth's skeleton moves.
Richie gets stuck in the dangling parts of Pete's costume when he says, "You could just hit it and quit it, bro!" He then aggressively detangles himself.
The line "He's just really fucking brave!" comes from Richie being jealous that he's not that brave.
Richie hypes Ruth up a bit after Max says her skeleton bit was really special.
Grace hides behind Ruth while Max is dying.
Richie rolls his eyes when Grace says "It was an act of god!" (Similarly, Shapiro sighs and looks away in disbelief when Grace later says "It was god's plan!")
Pete gags when Grace says "Hack all his limbs off." Richie can also be seen gagging and holding his stomach several times.
Ruth hands Max's nipples over to Grace after cutting them off.
Jeff Blim is the principal of Hatchetfield High. Not a character of Jeff's, just Jeff himself.
Brenda still seems quite judgmental after the two weeks have passed. She makes a lot of not-quite-friendly faces when the football team's talking about Richie smelling bad.
When Richie struggles to remove the Zeke the Fightin' Nighthawk costume, he accidentally removes his jacket as well, leading to Jon having to put it back on (which he also struggles with) (and which creates a funny situation, since Richie was supposed to go shower).
Richie seems to have hurt his leg by the second fall in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (the song).
After Steph tells Grace to "Leave Ruth alone!" in the principal's office, Ruth tries to grab Steph's hand.
The wig Joey wears when he plays Dan Reynolds isn't Dan's real hair. Dan Reynolds wears a toup茅e.
Trevor and Angela's drama student encourage each other after they finish rehearsing.
Additional line when Grace is lying to Shapiro: "Suddenly, I remembered a crucial detail that made everything make sense. A picture came flashing into my mind, like I was Enola Holmes!"
"My dad sells women shoe! Shoes!"
Angela misses the chair at Beanie's and falls on her ass, leading to her, Joey and Mariah (mostly Mariah) breaking character.
During The Summoning, Tinky focuses ONLY on Pete. The entire time, he looks like he's restricting himself from lunging out and attacking him. At one point, he points at the Bastard's Box while staring at Pete.
90% of the time during The Summoning, Pokey's staring at his own mask.
Steph facepalms after Max says "That's nasty! ... I like it!"
#yes a lot of these are richie and ruth#im hyperfixating dont mind me#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#npmd#nerdy prudes must die digital ticket#npmd digital ticket#ruth fleming#ruth npmd#max j盲german#max npmd#richie lipschitz#richie npmd#pete spankoffski#pete npmd#steph lauter#steph npmd#jason jepson#jason npmd#grace chasity#grace npmd#detective shapiro#brenda npmd#dan reynolds#trevor lipschitz#trevor npmd#tinky hatchetfield
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